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Akhbar diruz;beyek zane rashti ke dar park midavid tajavoz shod!! Akhbar emruz:hezaran zane rashti emrooz dar park davidand ba30jiye mire daroo khaneh mige agha sharbate shahadat darin?? mige na ghadimi shodeh; shiafe vellayat darim ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ye torke mireh doktor migeh agai doktor man ra hichkas tahvil nemigere ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2ta tork dar safar be GHOTB ba ek eskimo: ghainja zane siah darin? bale zane sefid chetor? bale zane siahsefid chetor? na asghari nagoftam oni ke kardim panguan bud ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- gorge mireh dar khoneye Shangolo Mangol darmizane mige: va konid madaretonam, yaro miad biron mige : madar jendeh to gaeeidi maro az inja raftan ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- torke mireh to khiaboon mibineh neveshtan: SIV HAMAN SIB AST , mige dorogh migan pedar saga, khodam khordam saboon bud ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- bar asar ahadis ahle tasanon va tashayo; dashtan 3 chiz dar shabe avale zafaf jayez nist 1-sabr ayyob 2- kose mahjob 3- kire ma'yoob ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- khanoome raft pishe doctor goft : nemidonam chera hamele nemisham ? doctor goft chand vaghte ezdevaj kardi? goft 3 rooze,!! doctor goft khanoom in kose ha macro fer nist ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Khanandeh dashte to arusi mikhondeh: salam be khanomaye ba class lass lass . hame migan va che bitarbiate , mige be bakhshid eshkal az ecos cos cos ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tork ezang mizaneh felestin mibineh esh ghaleh ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- noh(9) doroghe pesara : 1. Doset daram 2.Migiramet 3.To fabriki 4. Sex faghat ba to 5. nemikhad suck bezani 6.Arom mikonamet 7. Dard nadareh 8. Kandom mizaram 9.Akharin bareh ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ghazniniye koneshoo mikharondeh , Kiresh rast mishe mige : Bekhab baba khodiye ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Age kir be ghand tabdil beshe: ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Rashtiye zanesho to filme super mibineh, behesh mige shans ovordi ke film bood ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- doost mesle shorte bahash rahati , doste khob mesle condome , az khatar nejatet mideh va doste khili khob mesle viagrast , ghabl az inke zamin bokhori bolandet mikoneh ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Age chanta 2khtare khosh gelelo ro ey mile beshinan beheshon chi migan :: YE SIKH JIGAR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bachehe az babash miporse : Baba vaghti shoma raftin mahe asal man koja bodam? babash goft raftane ba man boodi bargashtan ba mamanet ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- rashtiye mireh khoneh cheragho roshan mikoneh mibineh yeki ro zanesh khabideh, cheragho khamosh mikoneh mige javabe ablahan khamoshis ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ye mashin dorogh sanjo emtehan mikardan, esfehaniye mige: ma adama velkharj TAGH , rashtiye mige ma ba ghirat TAGH , torke mige man fekr TAGH ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ye torke doshte mosabegheye asbdavani negah mikarde ye lahze mire to fekr ba khodesh mige : ay dele ghafel kashki tahsilatamo edame midadam ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- zendegi 3bar behet doroogh mige:1-vaghti be donyat miare2-vaghti asheghet mikone3-vaghti zendegito azat migire ta behet bege hamash khabi boodo bas ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Midoni SEX baraye pire mardha mesle chiye ? Mesle ineke pa tanab biliard bazi koni ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Torke to atish sozi hame jash misozeh ella konesh migan chera : mige valla mano 30 sale pish ye seyed kard ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- longest is mother's love , shortest is other's love , sweetest is lover's love but strangest is friend's love , thanks 4 being my friend ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHOARE ROZE JAHANEYE AIDS: AGAR DARI TO AGHLO DANESHO HOOSH , BEKHAR KANDOM BEKESH ROOSHO BOKON TOOSH ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Farghe bine Tars , Esteres va Vahshat midoni cheye ?? vaghti mitarsi ke dost dokhtaret hamelas , vaghti essteres dari ke zanet hamelas vaghti vahshat dari ke jofteshon hamelan ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Torke be zanesh mige , Khanom jan 5 shanbeh be 5 shanbeh direh ,bokonimesh 2 shanbeh be 2 shanbeh ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Be torke migan mojeze kon mige : GH ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ahay jeneye kaseb, ahay harzeye fased , ahay vasle be pashmaye koset pashmaye ghasem , ahay koni bad bo ,ahay koskeshe yaboo , bia pare konam koneto ba dasteye jaroo ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Rashteye 20 Sal zanesho ba khiar mikardeh akhar zanesh mdifahme , mige : MARD KHEJALAT NEMIKESHI? mared mige: KHANOM JAN TO BAYAD KHEJALAT BEKESHI KE BA KHIAR 4 SHEKAM ZAEIDI ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Torke Jende boland mikoneh, Komite migiratesh , miporse : sighas ya aghdiye ? Torke mige : JENDAS , NAGHDIYE ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Be kooh nega mikonam to ro mibinam , be darya niga mikonam to ro mibinam , be khorshid nega mikonam to ro mibinam, bebin mishe beri kenar ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Woman: kheyli bozorge , Man : adat mikoni , W: az posht dard migireh! M : ja baz mikoneh ! W:ne mikhamm! M : bozorge !? W : are ! 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mige jaei nemiram daram bar migardam ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- yaru mireh pishe akhondeh mige agha gosle JENAYAT chetoriyeh!!? akhondeh mige JENABATE na JENAYAT, yaru mige : on tori ke man kardam jenayat bood ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Rashtiyeh tehran short mifrokhteh karesh migireh zang mizanehmige : khanom jan nemidoni enja ba short chi kar kardam!!? zane mige owo ! to nemidoni man inja bishort chikar kardam ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- zane period: jade laghzande ast zane jendeh : oboure kamiyon azad zane hameleh : ehtemale soghote bahman zane rashti : azadrah zane 50 sale : jadeh dar daste tamir ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ellate inke amrica pishraft mikoneh vali iran na midoni chie!!? amricaee kiresh be kose fekresh be kar vali irani kiresh be kareh va fekresh be kose ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Torke mireh be dostesh bege mamanet mordeh, mige :Gazanfarmidoni marg shotorie ke dare khoneyeh hame mikhabeh?... taraf migeh are... torke mige hala ro nanat khabideh ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Be goosfandeh migan che joori mirini!!? mige be sabke gorohe ARYAN ! migan yani chejori? mige : doone doone doone ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- doset daram na be khatere shahamatet na bekhatere hesadatet na be khatereh hemaghatet na bekhatereh jesaratet faghat be khatere vojode kesafatet ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tablighe mobile Pantech: goushi ro bardar BABAEI , MAMANI ba ye AGHAYE, mire ye JAHAEI ,ajab SEDAYE AYO VAYI , toro khoda bardar BABAEI ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What irainan boys wants in sex : khordane labe dorosht , gereftaneh sineh ba mosht , malidane kose ba angosht ,kardane kos az posht ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- hakimi ra porsidand: ey sheikh , kuni chekasi ra goyand? farmud: ankas ke SMS ra bishazen ajib daryaft konad bekhanad , hal konad ama kunash pareh shavad ta javabi bedahad ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- migan ghazvinia harkodomeshon ye kolexion moo daran. har kaso ke mikonan ye tare moosho mikhanan. daram negaran misham, saret kheily kam-moo shodeh ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Khalvat tarin zaman dar ghazvin: Aghaze bardasht mahsol berenj dar rasht! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- be yaru migan vahede kamtar az mesghal chiyeh? mige chos mesghal! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3 chiz adamo sharmandeh mikoneh : dashtane dost dokhtare ghorazeh! guzidan heine khamyazeh ! nadashtane SMS tazeh! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Be torke migan mamaneto bishtar dost dari ya babato ? mige mamaneto! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ye zarbolmasal ghadimi mige: Age khoda be dokhtara etemad dasht , onaro polom shodeh nemi a farid ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ezraaeil: oomadam bokoshamet , shenasnamat kojast batelesh konam? ghazvini : zire farshe delesho dari baresh dar ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ghazvini mireh daro khaneh mige : agha 99 ta kandom bedeh! yaru mige agha chera 100 ta nemigiri? mige : age konet mikhareh 100 ta bedeh ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ye Khabare mohem: Hach zanboor asal belakhareh mamanesho to ORKUT.COM peyda kard ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Khabare fori : khabar gozari QNN lahazati pish elam kard: setade eghameye namaz qhazvin jahate hemayat az namaz gozaran sajadeh ba ayneye baghal tolid kard -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ghazvini mireh khoneye e milioner 200 million naghd midozdeh, bad zang mizaneh mige Bacharo biarid polaro bebarid ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bacheye torke daneshgah ghaboll mishe , babash mige age be darset latme nemizaneh BORO ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Rashtiye ketab mineviseh safheye avalesh ro minevise: TAGHDIM BE PEDARAM KE SAMIMI TARIN DOSTE BABAM BOOD ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Khanome be foroshandeye darokhaneh mige candom XL darid? foroshandeh : baleh mikhayed ? khanome: na montazere kharidaresh mimonam ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Rashtiye , be dostesh mige : che bacheye khosh geli dari? mige hala e bar to omret bara ma ye kari kardia ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- be torke migan nemikhaye adam beshi? mige az en gherti bazi ha khosham nemiyad ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Loreh Pizza mikhoreh medash tajob mikoneh ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Torke zane esrayili migireh , shab jav migiratesh ro toshak hazer nemisheh ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ghazvini konesho to ayene mibineh mige : Salha Del Talabe Jame Jam Az Ma Mikard Anche Khod Dasht Zbigane Tamana Mikard ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- be torke migan zaneto cheghadr mehr kardi? goft mehr ke namzad bodim valy aban offffff ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- midony chera sedaye mardom be gosh masolin nemireseh? chon masolin ghoshashono divert kardan ro tokhmashon ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Torke mireh vam begireh , zamen nadashte monfajer mishe ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- :jendeh in Other languages italiano:mide raberrra Russian: midof ba tof Indian: midahe Kosahe German : mideh ba akhtof French: midghons kosons ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- torke nanasho mikoshe mireh marhaleye badi, madar zanesho mikoshe GAME OVER misheh ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- midony farghe monshiye khob ba khili khob cheye? monsheye khob mige salam sobh bekhir vali monsheye behtar mige azizam basho sobh shodeh ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ghazvini ro ba ye goni short migiran,migan ina chiye? mige ina daftare khateratame ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ye rooz ye khanom rashti pasho mindazeh roo oon yeki pash, in pash be oon pash mige : che ajab ma shomaro didim ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- .mikhe miyofte to ab zang mizaneh dar mireh ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- yaro 2 ta tork mibineh daran mizanan to tokhmaye ham, azashon miporseh dardeton nemiyad, migan na potin pamoneh ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ?????? Age gofti khoshbakht tarin mojoude donya kie Samavareh , dastasho mizane be kamaresh, hame az kiresh ba lezat mikhoran ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- be torke 2000 tomani midan mireh bank posht nevisi mikoneh |
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